The moment just past is extinguished forever, save for the things made during it.
Someone tumbled me. And I find it hilarious!
NYTimes says, “Danielle Maveal and her pup, Myrtle, wearing a collar sewn with rosettes, board the ferry from India Street, a potholed commercial row in Greenpoint, Brooklyn, to head down the river to Ms. Maveal’s job at Etsy, in Dumbo.
It is Myrtle’s first day on the water, too.
She’s adapting to all these different modes of transportation, Ms. Maveal says. I’m taking her to Germany in September, so she’ll ride a plane.”
willystaley says:
Oh hey, NYT live blog of the new East River Ferry, good job finding the most outrageous Brooklyn stereotype imaginable! A girl who works at fucking Etsy and has named her puppy — who she brings to work with her, at fucking Etsy — after a fucking street in Brooklyn. Oh yeah, and she’s going to Berlin this summer to hang with her friends from Bard who have this, like, AMAZING place in Kreuzberg. I’m sure she’s a nice lady, but JESUS.
I, for one, have met an important deadline and plan on spending my day in Manhattan skateboarding because I’ve been in front of this stupid thing for the past few days. I’m gonna take the goddam East River Ferry just so that on the outside chance that I see that reporter, I can feed her outrageous lies about my lifestyle. I will have a skateboard with me, so this is somewhat limiting, but here are my ideas:
-I am actually heading home to my East Village skater pad after a crazy two-day bender that started at The Jane Hotel and ended at a secret party under the Autumn Bowl in Greenpoint. I’m way hungover, plus I need to go to The Cabin Down Below — “Are they open at noon?” he asks me, from behind his sunglasses — to pick up my iPhone, which I left there when Chloe Sevigny hustled me into a cab.
-I am actually the child of Williamsburg Hasidim, and a practicing Hasid myself. I just look like this because I don’t see the need for all the quasi-occult-seeming centuries-old trappings that go along with it — “Why should Hasidim alienate themselves any further from mainstream society?,” he tells me after refusing to shake my hand. I own and (sort of) operate 33 multifamily buildings in Bed-Stuy and Bushwick. Also, I occasionally DJ at Trash Bar.
-I am actually an actor hired by a viral marketing firm hired by Vita Coco to try to talk up the hydration benefits of coconut water to skateboarders at Tompkins Square Park. I do not know how to skateboard.
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New music video from one of my faves Cocoon. Featuring the ghost of a stingray, a hamster using a lighter to fuel his mini-hot air balloon and as always, they travel on a beluga whale.
It occurs to me that there are other towns. It occurs to me so violently that I say, at intervals, “Very well, if New York is going to be like this, I’m going to live somewhere else.” And I do — that’s the funny part of it. But then one day there comes to me the sharp picture of New York at its best, on a shiny blue-and-white Autumn day with its buildings cut diagonally in halves of light and shadow, with its straight neat avenues colored with quick throngs, like confetti in a breeze. Some one, and I wish it had been I, has said that “Autumn is the Springtime of big cities.” I see New York at holiday time, always in the late afternoon, under a Maxfield Parish sky, with the crowds even more quick and nervous but even more good-natured, the dark groups splashed with the white of Christmas packages, the lighted holly-strung shops urging them in to buy more and more. I see it on a Spring morning, with the clothes of the women as soft and as hopeful as the pretty new leaves on a few, brave trees. I see it at night, with the low skies red with the black-flung lights of Broadway, those lights of which Chesterton — or they told me it was Chesterton — said, “What a marvelous sight for those who cannot read!” I see it in the rain, I smell the enchanting odor of wet asphalt, with the empty streets black and shining as ripe olives. I see it — by this time, I become maudlin with nostalgia — even with its gray mounds of crusted snow, its little Appalachians of ice along the pavements. So I go back. And it is always better than I thought it would be.
I suppose that is the thing about New York. It is always a little more than you had hoped for. Each day, there, is so definitely a new day. “Now we’ll start over,” it seems to say every morning, “and come on, let’s hurry like anything.”
London is satisfied, Paris is resigned, but New York is always hopeful. Always it believes that something good is about to come off, and it must hurry to meet it. There is excitement ever running its streets. Each day, as you go out, you feel the little nervous quiver that is yours when you sit in the theater just before the curtain rises. Other places may give you a sweet and soothing sense of level; but in New York there is always the feeling of “Something’s going to happen.” It isn’t peace. But, you know, you do get used to peace, and so quickly. And you never get used to New York.
Google knows it. Viacom knows it. The Chamber of Commerce knows it. Internet democracy groups know it. BoingBoing knows it. But, the Internet hasn’t been told yet — we’re going to get blown away by the end of the year. The worst bill in Internet history is about to become law.